so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Four minutes until I can fart!
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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