i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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