I'm drive I can fine osifer
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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