I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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