You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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