wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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