I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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