brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
This is the high leading the old right now
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
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