Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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