a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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