why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
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why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
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I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
so much tequila, so little girl.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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