sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Randomize
