Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
The police scanner is talking about you again....
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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