Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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