You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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