At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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