Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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