i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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