Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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