Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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