I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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