are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
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We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
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I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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