Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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