party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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