Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
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Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
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Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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