sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
