if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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