he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
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Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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