so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
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He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
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My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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