Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Your penis caused this!
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