well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
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he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
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I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.