Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
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i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
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So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.