Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
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I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
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Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....