just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
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He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
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I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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