Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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