HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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