It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
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Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
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I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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