Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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