I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
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Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
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It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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