ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
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I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
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We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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