I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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