Those balls look pretty dangerous.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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