PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of course I have a pirate flag
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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