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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread

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(317): View more from Indiana

so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you

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(908): View more from New Jersey

All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.

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(813): View more from Florida

God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.

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(765): View more from Indiana

She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream

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man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day

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(620): View more from Kansas

Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?

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