none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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