you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
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If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
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Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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