i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
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first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
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I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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