Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
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He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
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the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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