she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
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fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
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We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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