I'm going to jail i love you
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
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I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Randomize