she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
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Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
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HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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