i may or may not be watching the land before time
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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