Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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