remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
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You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
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He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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