You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
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Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
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Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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