absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
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Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
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Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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