The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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