I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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