That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
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I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
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He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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