we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
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When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
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I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
His nipple licking is glorious
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